7 albums. 30 singles. Best Selling Female Artist of the Decade. Over 100 million albums sold. One Legend. Britney Spears. FEMME FATALE Run By: Ryan
ALWAYS FOLLOWS BACK! :)
I can imagine Britney’s advices on X Factor:
“Don’t drink anything you didn’t make, especially if it comes from your manager or your parents”
“Don’t shave your head, you’ll lose everything”
“Don’t date whitetrash, let alone marry them”
“Don’t go to the WC of a gas…
I can imagine Floptina’s ADVICE (advices?) on X Factor:
“Never do anything original. It’s overrated.” (source)
“Be rude to everyone you meet. You’ll get tons of work in the future” (source)
“Blame your fans for everything” (source)
“Live in the shadow of another star. Who needs to be #1?” (source)
“Throw diva fits and show up late to everything.” (source)
“Show up drunk. Forget the lyrics. Don’t wear Tampons. And stumble off stage.” (source)
Oh, and take $5 million LESS on your third season than Britney does for her first. A real star. Suck it.
It takes a little superhero to tell the paparazzis to leave his mommy alone.
(Source: tanjableibtreu)
